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You're Pitiful
By: Weird Al Yankovic
(A parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt)
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
By: Weird Al Yankovic
(A parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt)
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
Your comments make it even that much funnier
Hey.. Good luck tomorrow too.
--
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." - The Buddha
--
Stay (SIC)LY Inspired
Thanks for the fav on loveblind
And welcome to DA hope you enjoy yourself
--
and when you thought all was over, it just begins again
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